I have words. Unfortunately, it looks like these words are from a fic called, "How Duchess Killed the Red Queen, Played the White Rabbit, and Saved Wonderland from CIA Gunrunners -- featuring Duchess, with guest appearances by Cougar". I did not know that I had so many Duchess feelings.

I think I will use those first scenes, though. We'll see what happens next; the only thing that seems to help me work out these questions is more writing, so I've got my work cut out for me.