Ante Up: The Losers Fic Scramble 2012 Master List

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Fics are alphabetized by pairing and then by title.

The Fic Scramble will remain open until we do this all again in November, so please feel free to add stories to the collection and give someone the surprise of a treat! We'll update the list below as more stories are added.

Thanks to everyone who chose to participate in our little exchange. You guys make it a blast every year!


Clay/Roque
Deadbolt (904 words) by theleaveswant for zillah975
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Franklin Clay/William Roque
Characters: William Roque, Franklin Clay
Summary: "Here's that microfilm you asked us to steal," he says, putting the paper bag down on the gritty counter of the kitchenette, "and some fresh IDs in case you ever plan to leave the house again."

Mission Myth Intervention (1682 words) by lady_krysis for storm_petrel
Fandom: The Losers (2010), MythBusters
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clay/Roque
Characters: Franklin Clay, William Roque, Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, Aisha al-Fadhil, Jake Jensen
Summary: In which the Losers have a show like Mythbusters, and Jensen stages an intervention.

Cougar/Jensen
1000 bottles of tequila on the wall (405 words) by aislinn_m for bookstorequeer
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez/Jake Jensen
Characters: Jake Jensen, Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, Aisha al-Fadhil, Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, Franklin Clay
Summary: Jensen's not a welsher.

Applied Force (2016 words) by Pistol for maharetr
Fandom: The Losers - All Media Types, The Losers (2010)
Rating: Mature
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez/Jake Jensen
Characters: Jake Jensen, Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez
Summary: A force which is applied to an object by a person or another object.
Warning for possible triggers.

from sun to shade (1288 words) by lady_krysis for Aloneindarknes7
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Rating: Mature
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Cougar/Jensen
Characters: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, Jake Jensen, Franklin Clay, William Roque, Linwood "Pooch" Porteous
Summary: These aren't the sexy, Lestat-looking vampires. Jensen would prefer those. They'd be a lot easier to kill.

tattoo drabble (100 words) by beachlass for bookstorequeer
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez/Jake Jensen
Characters: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, Jake Jensen

When Did That Happen? (1244 words) by Cleo for james
Fandom: The Losers - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez/Jake Jensen
Characters: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, Jake Jensen, Jolene (The Losers), Jensen's sister (The Losers), Franklin Clay, Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, William Roque, Jensen's Niece (The Losers)
Summary: They had no idea.

Written in the Skin (1330 words) by Medie for bookstorequeer
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez/Jake Jensen
Characters: Jake Jensen, Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez
Summary: He laughs, he jokes, and he plays at being the Jensen everyone knows and—mostly—it's not that far from the truth, but Cougar can see the difference and Jensen knows it.

Gen
A Brief Conversation About Forgiveness (242 words) by katemonkey for kisahawklin
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jolene (The Losers)/Linwood "Pooch" Porteous
Characters: William Roque, Jolene (The Losers)
Summary: Just the cold hard truth between them.

A Boy and His Dragons (715 words) by Medie for kisahawklin
Fandom: The Losers (2010), Temeraire - Naomi Novik
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez/Jake Jensen
Characters: Jake Jensen, Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, William Roque, Franklin Clay, Linwood "Pooch" Porteous
Summary: There's on surefire way, just one (and by one, we mean many, but one specific way in this particular instance), to drive Jensen to distraction. One way to pull him away from his computers and make him forget everything around him.

Dragons. Give him dragons.

A Game of Tag (1282 words) by lady_krysis for el_spirito
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Rating: Mature
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Jake Jensen, Aisha al-Fadhil, Franklin Clay, Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez
Summary: Jensen's been captured, and they keep asking for answers that he doesn't have.

at this hour and this hour (2011 words) by lady_krysis for Feather
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jolene/Pooch
Characters: Jolene (The Losers), Aisha al-Fadhil, Jensen's Niece (The Losers), Jensen's sister (The Losers), Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, Pooch's Son (The Losers)
Summary: Jolene, Aisha, and Becca have their own battles to fight, their own monsters to deal with.

Come, Thief (1272 words) by Moriavis for lady_krysis
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Franklin Clay, William Roque, Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, Jake Jensen, Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, Aisha al-Fadhil
Summary: Clay and his team imagine themselves gentlemen thieves, of a sort. Aisha doesn't think they're quite as clever as they think they are.

Important Life Skills (751 words) by theleaveswant for Feather
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jolene (The Losers)/Linwood "Pooch" Porteous
Characters: Jolene (The Losers), Aisha al-Fadhil, Pooch's Son (The Losers)
Summary: Jolene teaches Aisha how to change the oil in her car.

It Takes a Thief (8881 words) by beardsley for Pistol
Fandom: The Losers - All Media Types, The Losers (2010)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Franklin Clay, William Roque, Jake Jensen, Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, Aisha al-Fadhil
Summary: Jensen gets commissioned to steal a hard drive. It goes downhill from there. In which: there are daring escapes, Cougar is thrown out of dangerous places twice, cat burglars should never be uncuffed and Jensen meets the good guys. Sort of.

Stand Reborn (Before Us All) (2918 words) by lady_krysis for kisahawklin
Fandom: The Losers (2010), Hellraiser Series, Hellraiser (Comic)
Rating: Explicit
Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Characters: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, Jake Jensen, Franklin Clay, Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, Aisha al-Fadhil, Kirsty Cotton, The Vagrant, Edgar (Hellraiser)
Summary: Everything has its cycle — all that lives, all that dies, humans, gods, heaven, even hell.

The Woman at the Gate (980 words) by Medie for lady_krysis
Fandom: X-Men: First Class (2011), The Losers (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Aisha al-Fadhil, Angel Salvadore
Summary: Her father is scary to some (even to Aisha, though she will never, ever say) but not this woman.

Wanna Be Your Driver (655 words) by theleaveswant for lady_krysis
Fandom: The Losers (2010), Death Proof (2007)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Franklin Clay/William Roque
Characters: Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, Aisha al-Fadhil, William Roque, Franklin Clay, Jake Jensen, Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, Kim Mathis, Zoe Bell, Abernathy Ross
Summary: Aisha calls up some old friends to help with the Losers' latest exploit.

We Aspire To Be Reasonably Sane People (9187 words) by Pistol for bookstorequeer
Fandom: The Losers (2010), The Losers - All Media Types
Rating: Not Rated
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Jensen's sister (The Losers), Jensen's Niece (The Losers), Jake Jensen
Summary: The man tells him how joining up is like starting a whole new life, becoming a better person. He talks about incentives, career opportunities, health care, and saving plans, but Jake can’t stop staring at the picture of a man and woman looking proudly at their daughter in uniform.
(See bottom notes for information on possible triggers.)

Jolene/Pooch
In the Dust (2399 words) by lady_krysis for katemonkey
Fandom: The Losers (2010), Death Proof (2007)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Pooch/Jolene
Characters: Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, Jolene (The Losers), Kim Mathis, Zoe Bell, Jake Jensen, Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, Franklin Clay, William Roque
Summary: It's just Pooch's luck that he'd find the woman of his dreams at an illegal street race.

Precedent (100 words) by katemonkey for Feather
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jolene (The Losers)/Linwood "Pooch" Porteous
Characters: Jolene (The Losers), Linwood "Pooch" Porteous
Summary: Naming the baby.

Multiple Pairings
for the faithless (2095 words) by lady_krysis for zillah975
Fandom: The Losers (2010), The Losers - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clay/Jensen, Clay/Aisha, Roque/Jensen
Characters: William Roque, Jake Jensen, Franklin Clay, Aisha al-Fadhil
Summary: Jensen denies it, but Clay doesn't have any doubts: Roque betrayed the team.

for the restless (4785 words) by lady_krysis for zillah975
Fandom: The Losers (2010), The Losers - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warning: Underage
Relationships: Clay/Roque
Characters: Franklin Clay, William Roque, Jake Jensen, Jensen's sister (The Losers), Jensen's mom (The Losers)
Summary: Military school is for brats, delinquents and troubled youth. All Jensen did was change everyone's grades because his teacher was a jerk.

Four Coffee Morning (1858 words) by DevilDoll for kisahawklin
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez/Jake Jensen, Aisha al-Fadhil/Franklin Clay
Characters: Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, William Roque, Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, Aisha al-Fadhil, Franklin Clay, Jake Jensen
Summary: "Clay and Aisha disappear into the room on the end, and then there's a short squabble over who'll take the room next to them and who gets the room three doors over."

Remembrance of Lovers Past In the Form of Conversation (715 words) by katemonkey for chaosmanor
Fandom: The Losers - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez/Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, Jolene (The Losers)/Linwood "Pooch" Porteous
Characters: Jolene (The Losers), Linwood "Pooch" Porteous
Summary: "Okay, okay, so, yeah, me and Cougs. It was only, like, a few times, mostly in the jungle, when we knew we could pitch far enough away from the Colonel and Roque." Where Jolene hears about the adventures of Cougar and Pooch.

Take You for a Ride Down the Mind Way, Baby (5 Fantasies of Jake Jensen) (2608 words) by Grammarwoman for kisahawklin
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Franklin Clay/Jake Jensen, Jake Jensen/William Roque, Jake Jensen/Jolene (The Losers)/Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, Aisha al-Fadhil/Jake Jensen, Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez/Jake Jensen
Characters: Jake Jensen, Franklin Clay, William Roque, Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, Jolene (The Losers), Aisha al-Fadhil, Max (The Losers), Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez
Summary: Dude, of course Jensen has fantasized about his team. Anyone who's seen the gorgeous motherfuckers he works with would not blame him at all.

The Bed You've Made (894 words) by theleaveswant for james
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jolene (The Losers)/Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez/Jake Jensen
Characters: Jolene (The Losers), Jake Jensen, Pooch's Son (The Losers), Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez
Summary: Domestic chatter in the happy-ever-after, mostly to do with the sharing of beds.

The New Pittsburgh Miners Will Never Win The Stanley X Cup (1925 words) by james for storm_petrel
Fandom: The Losers - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez/Jake Jensen, Aisha al-Fadhil/Franklin Clay
Characters: Jake Jensen, Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, Franklin Clay, Aisha al-Fadhil, Linwood "Pooch" Porteous
Summary: The one where the Losers are hockey players. In space.